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Alright

I'm bouncin' at the club, the hotties running amock
And I'm thinking about the one that'll make me dumbstruck
Every girl in the room looks the same to me
Except for the one that's makin' eyes back at me

She's got a couple wrinkles and her hair is in a bun
But it looks like those new cans were made just for fun
Walking her way to meet her eyes are staring at my front
And I can only think about me playing with her uh... cat

Every schoolgirl needs a schoolboy
Like every dog that needs a chew toy
Like every punk kid needs an Oi! Oi! Oi!
Like every cougar needs a pool boy

Just a bunch of frat boys that strike my attention
But it seems their minds are off in another dimension
I can't find the one that will clean my pool
But then my mouth goes dry and my lips start to drool

He's wearing some khakis and a black polo shirt
And I can only see his eyes going straight to my skirt
I pull my shirt down as it clings and sticks
And I know he's thinking about me playing with his dog

Every schoolgirl needs a schoolboy
Like every dog that needs a chew toy
Like every punk that needs an Oi! Oi! Oi!
Like every cougar needs a pool boy

Sever hours later the house has finally stopped its shaking
And then two hours later I've got some cookies baking
The shower starts, I think about my day
I've gotta pick up the kids and send my husband away

Look, tomorrow night I'll be back at the club
With electronic music in the step they call dub
I think for dinner I'll make some chicken curry
Then it's off to sleep with another member of General Tso's Fury

Every schoolgirl needs a schoolboy
Like every dog that needs a chew toy
Like every punk that needs an Oi! Oi! Oi!
Like every cougar needs a pool boy

Hey Hey A sexy pool boy
Hey Hey A sexy pool boy
Hey Hey A sexy pool boy

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from Where Has the Music Gone?, released August 7, 2015

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